Seems to psychotic kinda to me....! Saturday, September 7, 2013 "I’ve spent an hour daily reading dictionaries in the last 20 years" - Patrick Obahiagbon You guys need to read this hilarious interview Chief of Staff to the Edo State Governor, Patrick Obahiagbon granted to Punch. Excerpts below... Why grammar’? I am not really consensus ad idem with those who advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy nigeriana necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class. How did you start speaking in this manner? It all happened when my father brought me a teaser which orators had ruled the world and you must have to be a feisty orator if you must impressionable alacritously whirligig words by amassing new words on a daily basis. How children and even your friends? I relate with my family and friends very warmly camaraderie, confutational gladiatorial peaceful, celestially attuned soul personality. Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar? Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum. It’s a long time ago, so I can’t remember the exact relationship for ten years before we got married. We’re looking at close to 20 years ago. Did you write exams in school in these big words? I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune being seized intermittently in my Levels. WAEC released my results for other the English result. This happened for about three University but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt. How many dictionaries do you read a day and how dictionaries? I have vaudeville of dictionaries from Websters to Funk and Wagnalls, from Cambridge to Oxford dictionaries, from Black’s Law Dictionary Encyclopedia Britannica to Foreignisms, etcetera. vocabulary by reading omnivorously. I have also spent nothing less than an hour daily on my dictionary for over twenty years. So, whereas the dictionary for most people is a mere occasional reference point, it is for, me a vade-mecum. It may also interest you to know that there is much to learn from our daily newspapers. Was English your best subject? My best subject in secondary school was government and religion and am sure that I was drawn to religion because, I now know as a student of Rosicrucian mysticism, that I was a student of divine light government, I just fell in love with the subject due to my early attraction in life to issues of political-economy. So what did you score in English language? English hobbyhorse earlier constantly chagrin jeremiad of lachrymoseim for a period of aeon. I would need to check the result again to be sure of my score. Do you pray the same speak? God brother and I pray to God using any word that pops up. May I posit that the key points in prayers are your sincerity, purity compass and to what extent are you ready benediction cosmic masters because as we say in mysticism- ready, the masters would appear.” Take my words my brother that more than seventy per cent of humanity don’t know how to pray but that is a matter for another day. Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating Why ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys vacuous objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have righteous garb. grindstone understood by those luxuriating in modus souping, stouting philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day. Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist? Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji audacious against Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing contours and I will do it over and over again.
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