Seinfeld-isms + Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? + If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP? + Does fuzzy logic tickle? + If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? + I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. + How come you never hear about gruntled employees? + If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, Quit while youre ahead? + Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? + What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? + Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? + Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it? + Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4s?
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 14:23:10 +0000