Senior Thoughts: I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, what brings you in today? I looked at her, and said, Im interested in buying a refrigerator. She didnt quite know how to respond. Am I getting to be that age? I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I cant afford one. So Im wearing my garage door opener. You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didnt like me anyway. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans! I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it Pumping Rust. When people see a cats litter box they always say, Oh, have you got a cat? Just once I want to say, No, its for company! Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, An ambulance. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me. They were cramming for their finals. As for me, Im just hoping God grades on the curve. Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car. The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL. Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. Ive traveled a long way and some of the roads werent paved. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable. Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. :-)
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 12:49:33 +0000
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