Set the scene : I decide to wait outside of my mechanics shop to enjoy the cool morning weather. Supersize glass of ice water in my left hand - cell phone and favorite sunglasses in my right. Found a great spot on the curb where I proceed to squat down ( very lady like of course), lose my balance, start to roll down the sloped part of the curb on my right ass cheek, gracefully bend my right elbow to stop my head from cracking on the asphalt with a less than cute expression on my face. All the while thinking oh my god Im actually doing this. The action playing out in my brain in slow motion. Naturally I was directly in front of the windows to the waiting room. I figure if I avoid looking in there , then it didnt actually happen. Eye contact is key In situations like this. Im just gonna take on the I meant to do that attitude and be thankful I didnt spill my water or smash my best glasses. Yeah... Thats it.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 13:42:14 +0000
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