Setting… Roaming the aisles for approximately 7 - 10 minutes in the Men’s Warehouse this evening after my last training session of the day (in sweats, a hat, and running shoes), while I noticed three salesmen leisurely talking by the register. I saw them see me. Finally… Salesman – “Can I help you with something?” Me – “Yes I am looking for some lapel accessories.” Salesman – “Yes right here (takes me to the tie pendants).” ME – “No these are for neckties, I need an accent for the lapel of a blazer. BUT since we are here, I also am looking for a bat wing bow tie.” Salesman – “Yes, they are right here” (and turns around pointing at a spindle on the counter). Me – (Excitement increased then quickly dissipates) “No these are butterfly bow ties”… (I go on to explain the difference)… (Now admiring a mannequin dressed for the fall that caught my eye). “Where is that necktie and dress shirt?” Salesman – “Right here, follow me” (…and I DO) “It is not a regular tie, it is a sock tie. You wouldnt wear this with a suit.” Me – Smiling, “I know, I need another KNIT TIE in my collection, I have mainly silks. It would go great with a sport coat of mine” (no need to let him know the one in mind is an Oscar De La Renta) Salesman – “The shirt is right here. Do you know your shirt size? It is a classic cut.” Me – (telling him my measurements) “I don’t like my clothes baggy, so do you have a similar one in a slim cut?” Salesman – “We also do alterations. We can take it in for you.” Me – “No that would change the design of the shirt. I’ll just see what else you have.” Salesman – “Here we go. This is a nice, slim, plaid, tablecloth print that could work with the tie.” Me – (Finally pleased with his selection) “Thank you. This will work. This isn’t plaid though, it’s gingham.” Manager ringing me up – (looking impressed) “Look at you. BAT WING BOW TIES AND GINGHAM SHIRTS… (Gives me the total) Me – “By the way, how long is the Veteran’s Day sale going to last?” Manager – Oh I’m sorry, I forgot to add that to your purchase. How did you hear about the sale? It is only for today. You saved $90 (with a smile on his face) Me – (smiling and in my head thinking… you guys really tried to play me. You have been offering the sale ALL DAY long, but you forgot at 6:30 PM to enter the code.) I thank you, and my wardrobe thanks you for the new additions. Moral of the story is… Do not judge a book by the cover. I probably knew more about fashion than everyone working in that store. There was no need to TURN UP. And don’t ever try to play me. I AM UNPLAYABLE!!!! – BOOM – DROP THE MIC –
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 04:06:52 +0000
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