Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: Hello. WOMAN: Honey, its me. Are you at the club? MAN: Yes. WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it? MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked. MAN: How much? WOMAN: $90,000. MAN: OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options. WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyre asking $950,000. MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price. WOMAN: OK. Ill see you later! I love you so much!! MAN: Bye! I love you, too. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... Then he smiles and asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 17:25:47 +0000