Shaun`s Birthday Cake Invasion. (-By Shea Butter aka PIG) Hey, its Shauns birthday. So what comes with Birthday? AGE!!!! Duh! Not age. With birthday comes CAAAAAAKE. Saurebh has got a caaaaaake for Shaun, but its my mission to invade it and persuade Saurebh into giving me all the caaaaaaake for myself. :P *Saurebh and Shaun are busy in a meaningful conversation about how Paris Hilton and Paresh Rawal could be related in reel life*. Meanwhile, Let me quickly see left and right if either of them is watching me *whoosh whoosh*. Oh man, Shaun has his eyes set on me!!! Me or the cake or is it me? Damn! This is difficult to judge. *Time to implement the Plan B, persuade Saurebh* Hey Saurebh, will you cuddle me pleaaafe? (P.S. Saurebh, has already eaten the cake in his mind and is all geared up to take me down, which is his ulterior motive.) Saurebh gradually and carefully inches forward towards the caaaaake. I turn back; see Shaun giving me a weird expression to stop. *I am sweating heavily* but *raaoooow* who cares, I am eating the sinful caaaake. I, swiftly use my skills to persuade Saurebh. Saurebh is a stubborn, greedy ass, he wont give up either. At the outset, I start belting the shit out of Saurebh, he tries to punch me back, I use my quick reflex, claw him on the face *wank*; He beats me back to end my Rampage, I get furious and claw him yet again on the face; He seemingly takes a step back, just then I hastily grab the opportunity to pounce on the caaaaake and make it all mine. I eat it. *yummmmmm* On the count of three, I run away faster than you can think of Usian Bolt. *woof woof faart woof*. #HappilyWagging #ThatsHowIRoll #Cakeasm #NoMoreMrNiceGuy #CockeySpaniel (Whosh!)
Posted on: Tue, 06 May 2014 14:47:39 +0000
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