Shit all these while I have been hoodwinked. These western bastards have been cheating us since day one and we dont even know it. Well no more you bloody Mat Sallehs. No more of your cheating and lying and conniving ways. I have unleashed myself from the enslaving manacles that you forced unto me. Its so early in the morning and you must be wondering what is this not so old man is blabbering about. Well I have got news for you guys. Since you are gracious enough to read my post I am going to let you in on a well kept secret. This secret is so well kept that even Obama doesnt know anything about it. Before I let you in on the secret, let me just give you a run up to what got me so excited this morning. I met a certain someone, who happened to be a cousin of a certain someone, whose father personally knew a certain someone whose niece married the gardener of a certain someone whose great grand nephew was the driver of a certain PERKASA bigshit, oops sorry, I mean big shot. Well this bigshit, oops, sorry again, big shot revealed an enlightening secret about the Malay race. I have since downloaded the membership form of PERKASA from the Ku Klux Klan website and would be posting them as soon as I get a copy of Hang Tuahs birth certificate to prove that I am a pure Malay and that my Malayness is as pure as Parameswaras. The driver overheard a conversation the big, er, er, shot, ah yes I got it right this time, had with PW Both about the Malay race and do you know that both Botha and Mugabe has secretly declared themselves as Malays. I bet that came as a surprise to you didnt it? Do you know that it was actually a Malay who wiped out the dinosaurs because they were such a nuisance and also because they were reptiles and not mammals? I mean how could you allow reptiles and not mammals to rule the land? Do you know that Hitler had a Malay advisor when he was winning the war. Then because of jealousy he killed the advisor and from then onwards had to rely on some stupid Aryans for advice and made stupid decisions. Do you know that when Armstrong landed on the moon there was a Malay colony there and some frogs. They were practising some secret silat moves. I bet you dont know that Armstrong converted to Malayism and secretly adopted the name Mat Diah bin Mat Bapakaku. Do you know that the blueprint for the Hubble Space Telescope was actually stolen from a PERKASA member Habbullah? I am sure you are shocked. Now for the biggest secret of all. Do you know that a group of Malay astronauts actually landed on Mars and planted kangkungs there? After knowing all these secrets I would be a fool not to join PERKASA who incidentally are spreading their wings in London. The Russian Mafia has already applied to be associate members called PERKASAKOVA. Psst, this is a sensitive piece of information so keep this to yourself. Do you know that god is Malay? Its ok, if you are not as pure Malay as me, you could always join as associate members. Membership is RM100 a year and to show how kind PERKASA is, they would even throw in free personal accident of RM100K. For further details you could contact the most Malay of all Malays a certain Mr. R Tee. This post is not to make fun of Malays. PERKASA is not Malay, and Malay is not PERKASA.
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 01:18:39 +0000
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