Short Books!! Some Christmas Ideas > > These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, > > and you must have a pretty good long term memory and > > be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. > > > > Worlds Shortest Books > > > > MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS > > By Tiger Woods > > > > > > > > ____________________________________________ > > > > THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY > > By Jane Fonda, & Cindy Sheehan > > Illustrated by Michael Moore > > Foreword by George Soros > > ________________________________________ > > > > MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS > > & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA > > By The Rev Jesse Jackson & The Rev Al Sharpton > > ______________________________________ > > > > THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL > > By Hillary Clinton > > _________________ > > > > Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY > > By Bill Clinton > > _________________ > > > > THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD > > By Bill Gates > > ____________________________________ > > > > THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY > > By Dennis Rodman > > _________________________________ > > THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE > > By Al Gore & John Kerry > > _____________________________________ > > GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC > > By Amelia Earhart > > ____________________________________ > > > > HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST > > By Dr. Jack Kevorkian > > __________________________________ > > TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE > > By Ellen de Generes & Rosie ODonnell > > __________________ > > GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE > > By Mike Tyson > > __________________________________ > > THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY > > > > _______________________________________ > > MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS > > By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony > > _________________________________________ > > > > HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY > > By Ted Kennedy > > _________ > > MY BOOK ON MORALS > > By Bill Clinton > > With introduction by > > The Rev. Jesse Jackson > > And foreword by > > Tiger Woods with John Edwards > > ____________________________________________________ > > HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL > > BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS > > ___________________________________________________ > > AND, JUST ADDED: > > My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy > > By Nancy Pelosi > > ________________________________________________________ > > And the shortest book of them all....................... > > THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE > > By Barack Obama
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