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Short story of HUSBAND WIFE A COUPLE watching an IPL MATCH on the TV together. After FIVE MINUTES: WIFE: Is that BRET LEE HUSBAND: No. He is CHRIS GAYLE. BRET LEE is the bowler. WIFE: BRET LEE is smart. He should be in the MOVIES ๐Ÿ˜† like his BROTHER. HUSBAND: He does not have an ACTOR BROTHER WIFE: What about BRUCE LEE ?? HUSBAND: No no, BRET LEE is an AUSTRALIAN WIFE: OK. Look. ANOTHER WICKET in just TWO MINUTES. HUSBAND: No. It is called ACTION REPLAY. WIFE: Looks like INDIA is going to WIN this one. HUSBAND: It is not INDIA. It is BANGALORE vs KOLKATTA WIFE: Why is the UMPIRE calling for a HELICOPTER. HUSBAND: He is not calling for a HELICOPTER. Itโ€™s a FREE HIT. WIFE: Did the SPECTATORS not pay for the TICKETS? Why is it a โ€˜ FREEโ€™ HIT? WIFE: Now whom is he saying โ€˜HIโ€™ to? HUSBAND: He is signalling a โ€˜BYEโ€™. WIFE: Why is he saying โ€˜BYEโ€™. Is the GAME OVER๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†? WIFE: How many runs to WIN? HUSBAND: 72 in 36 balls WIFE: Ah. That is EASY. Just 2 RUNS in 1 BALL HUSBAND turns off the TV. WIFE turns it on and watches โ€˜SARASWASTI CHANDRAโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… HUSBAND: Who is this SARASWATI CHANDRA? WIFE: Tumhari MAA. apni BAKWAAS bandh karo. Donโ€™t you dare disturb me. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† #BECHAAARAPATI #JALLLLAAAADBIWI #GHARGHARKIKAHAANI
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 08:09:23 +0000

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