Shortest Joke : Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : shes out of town.:) ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ And now the latest & the best of all!! Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Army himself!!....
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 08:05:12 +0000
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