Shrek Script {Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by loves first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true loves first kiss. {Laughing} Like thats ever gonna happen. {Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes} What a load of - Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an L on her forehead The years start comin and they dont stop comin Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin Didnt make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So whats wrong with takin the backstreets Youll never know if you dont go Youll never shine if you dont glow Hey, now Youre an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now Youre a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin stars break the mold Its a cool place and they say it gets colder Youre bundled up now but wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin pretty thin The waters getting warm so you might as well swim My worlds on fire How bout yours Thats the way I like it and Ill never get bored Hey, now, youre an all-star {Shouting} Get your game on, go play Hey, now Youre a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin stars break the mold {Belches} Go! Go! {Record Scratching} Go. Go.Go. Hey, now, youre an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now Youre a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin stars break the mold -Think its in there? -All right. Lets get it! -Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? -Yeah, itll grind your bones for its bread. {Laughs} -Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint. Now, ogres - - Theyre much worse. Theyll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. -No! -Theyll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, its quite good on toast. -Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! {Gasping} -Right. {Roaring} {Shouting} {Roaring} {Whispers} This is the part where you run away. {Gasping} {Laughs} {Laughing} And stay out! Wanted. Fairy tale creatures. {Sighs} {Mans voice} All right. This ones full. -Take it away! {Gasps} -Move it along. Come on! Get up! -Next! -Give me that! Your fiying days are over. Thats 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! -Get up! Come on! -Twenty pieces. {Thudding} -Sit down there! -Keep quiet! {Crying} -This cage is too small. -Please, dont turn me in. Ill never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! -Oh, shut up. -Oh! -Next! -What have you got? -This little wooden puppet. -Im not a puppet. Im a real boy. -Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. -Father, please! Dont let them do this! -Help me! -Next! What have you got? -Well, Ive got a talking donkey. {Grunts} -Right. Well, thats good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. -Oh, go ahead, little fella. -Well? -Oh, oh, hes just - - Hes just a little nervous. Hes really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - - -Thats it. Ive heard enough. Guards! -No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk. Im the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. -Get her out of my sight. -No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! {Gasps} -Hey! I can fly! -He can fly! -He can fly! -He can talk! -Ha, ha! Thats right, fool! Now Im a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you aint never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Oh-oh. {Grunts} -Seize him! -After him! Hes getting away! {Grunts, Gasps} {Man} -Get him! This way! Turn! -You there. Orge! -Aye? -By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility. -Oh, really? You and what army? {Gasps, Whimpering} {Chuckles} -Can I say something to you? -Listen, you was really, really, really somethin back here. Incredible! Are you talkin to - - me? Whoa! -Yes. I was talkin to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. -Oh, thats great. Really. -Man, its good to be free. -Now, why dont you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? -But, uh, I dont have any friends. And Im not goin out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! Ill stick with you. Youre mean, green, fightin machine. Together well scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. {Roaring} -Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you dont mind me sayin, if that dont work, your breath certainly will get the job done, cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - - {Mumbling} Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day. -Why are you following me? -Ill tell you why. Cause Im all alone Theres no one here beside me My promlems have all gone Theres no one to deride me But you gotta heve friends - - -Stop singing! Its no wonder you dont have any friends. -Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest. -Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? -Uh - - Really tall? -No! Im an orge! You know. Grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesnt that bother you? -Nope. -Really? -Really, really. -Oh. -Man, I like you. Whats you name? -Uh, Shrek. -Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-dont-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Whod want to live in place like that? -That would be my home. -Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. Its amazing what youve done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. -I guess you dont entertain much, do you? -I like my privacy. -You know, I do too. Thats another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. Youve trying to give them a hint, and they wont leave. Theres that awkward silence. -Can I stay with you? -Uh, what? -Can I stay with you, please? -Of course! -Really? -No. -Please! I dont wanna go back there! You dont know what its like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But thats why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please! -Okay! Okay! But one night only. -Ah! Thank you! -What are you - - No! No! -This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin manly stories, and in the mornin Im makin waffles. -Oh! -Where do, uh, I sleep? -Outside! -Oh, well. I guess thats cool. I mean, I dont know you, and you dont know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. {Sniffles} -Here I go. -Good night. {Sighs} -I mean, I do like the outdoors. Im a donkey. I was born outside. Ill just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. Im all alone Theres no one here beside me {Bubbling} {Sighs} {Creaking} {Sighs} -I thought I told you to stay outside. -Im outside. {Clattering} -Well, gents, its a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? -Its not home, but itll do just fune. -What a lovely bed. -Got ya. {Sniffs} I found some cheese. -Ow! {Grunts} -Blah! Awful stuff. -Is that you, Gorder? -How did you know? -Enough! What are you doing in my house? {Grunts} -Hey! {Snickers} -Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table. -Where are we supposed to put her? The beds taken. -Huh? {Gusps} {Male voice} What? -I live in a swamp. I put up signs. Im a terrifying orge! What do I have to do get a little privacy? -Aah! -Oh, no. No! No! {Cackling} -What? -Quit it. -Dont push. {Squeaking} {Lows} - What are you doing in my swamp? {Echoing} Swamp! Swamp! Swamp! {Gasping} -Oh, dear! -Whoa! -All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Lets go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! -Quickly. Come on! -No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there. -Oh! {Sighs} -Hey, dont look at me. I didnt invite them. -Oh, gosh, no one invited us. -What? -We were forced to come here. -By who? -Lord Farquaad. -He huffed und he puffed und he...... signed an eviction notice. {Sighs} -All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? {Murmuring} -Oh, I do. I know where he is. -Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all? -Me! Me! -Anyone? -Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! {Sighs} -Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, Im gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! {Cheering} {Twittering} -Oh! You! Youre comin with me. - All right, thats what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it! -On the road again. Sing it with me, Shrek. -Hey. Oh, oh! -I cant wait to get on the road again. -What did I say about singing? -Can I whistle? -No. -Can I hum it? -All right, hum it. {Humming} {Grunts} {Whimpering} -Thats enough. Hes ready to talk. {Coughing} {Laughing} {Clears throat} -Run, run, run, as fust as you can. You cant catch me. Im the gingerbread man! -You are a monster. -Im not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others? -Eat me!{Grunts} -Ive tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or Ill - - -No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons. -All right then. Whos hiding them? -Okay, Ill tell you. Do you know the muffin man? -The muffin man? -The muffin man. -Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? -Well, shes married to the muffin man. -The muffin man? -The muffin man! -Shes married to the muffin man. {Door opens} -My lord! We found it. -Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in. {Man grunting} {Gasping} -Oh! -Magic mirror - - -Dont tell him anything! -No! {Ginerbread man whispers} -Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? -Well, technically youre not a king. -Uh, Thelonius. -You were saying? -What I mean is, youre not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. -Go on. {Chuckles} -So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because its time for you to meet todays eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella. -Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, shes not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come on. Give it up for Snow White! -And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But dont let that cool you off. Shes a loaded pistol who likes pina colads and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! -So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three? -Two! Two! -Three! Three! -Two! Two! -Three! -Three? One? {Shudders} Three? --Three! Pick number three, my lord! -Okay, okay, uh, number three! -Lord Farquaad, youve chosen Princess Fiona. If you like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain -Princess Fiona. If youre not into yoga -Shes perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go - - -But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. -Ill do it. -Yes, but after sunset - - -Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king! Captain, assemble your finest men. Were going to have a tournament. -But thats it. Thats it right there. Thats DuLoc. I told ya Id find it. -So, that must be Lord Farquaads castle. -Uh-huh. Thats the place. -Do you think maybe hes compensating for something? {Laughs} {Groans} -Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek. -Hurry, darling. Were late. Hurry. -Hey, you! {Screams} -Wait a second. Look, Im not gonna eat you. I just - - I just - - {Whimpering} {Sighs} {Whimpering, Groans} {Turnstile clatters} {Chuckles} {Sighs} -Its quiet. Too quiet. {Creaking} -Where is everybody? -Hey, look at this! {Clattering, whirring, clicking} Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town Here we have some rules Let us lay them down Dont make waves, stay in line And well get along fine DuLoc is perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your... face DuLoc is, DuLoc is DuLoc is perfect ...... place {Camera shutter clicks {Whirring} -Wow! Lets do that again! -No. No. No, no, no! No. {Trumpet fanfare} {Crowd cheering} -Brave knights. -You are the best and brightest in all the land. -Today one of you shall prove himself - - -All right. Youre going the right way for a smacked bottom. -Sorry about that. {Cheering} -That champion shall have the honor - - no, no - - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you mae die, but its a sacrifice I am willing to make. {Cheering} -Let the tournament begin! {Gasps} -Oh! -What is that? {Gasping} -Its hideous! -Ah, thats not very nice. Its just a donkey. -Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the orge will be named champion! Have it him! -Get him! -Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now. -Go ahead! Get him! -Cant we just settle this over a pint? -Kill the beast! -No? All right then. Come on! I dont give a damn about my reputation Youre living in the past Its a new generation -Damn! {Whinnying} A girl can do what she wants to do And thats what Im gonna do And I dont give a damn about my bad reputation Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me Me, me, me -Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me! And I dont give a damn about my bad reputation Never said I wanted to improve my station -Ah! {Laughs} And Im always feelin good when Im having fun -Yeah! And I dont have to please no one -The chair! Give him the chair! And I dont give a damn about my bad reputation Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me Me, me, me Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me, not me {Bell dings} {Cheering} {Laughs} -Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! Im here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha! {Shrek laughs} {Crowd gasping, murmuring} -Shall I give the order, sir? -No, I have a better idea. People of DuLoc, I give you our champion! -What? -Congratulations, orge. Youre won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. -Quest? Im already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. -Your swamp? -Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those tale creatures! {Crowd murmuring} -Indeed. All right, orge. Ill make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and Ill give you your swamp back. -Exactly the way it was? -Down to the last slime-covered toadstool. -And the squatters? -As good as gone. -What kind of quest? -Let me get this straight. Youre gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only dont have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. -Is that about right? -Maybe theres a good reason donkeys shouldnt talk. -I dont get it. Why dont you just pull some of that orge stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole orge trip. -Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you? -Uh, no, not really, no. -For your information, theres a lot more to orges than people think. -Example? -Example? Okay, um, orges are like onions. -{Sniffs} They stink? -Yes - - No! -They make you cry? -No! -You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin little white hairs. -No! Layers! Onions have layers. Orges have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. {Sighs} -Oh, you both have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers. -I dont care... what everyone likes. Orges are not like cakes. -You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, Lets get some parfait, they say, No, I dont like no parfait? Parfaits are delicious. -No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Orges are like onions! And of story. Bye-bye. See ya later. -Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. -You know, I think I preferred your humming. Do you have a tissure or something? Im making a mess. Just the word parfait make me start slobbering. Im on my way from misery to happiness today Uh-huh,uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Im on my way from misery to happiness today Uh-huh,uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh And everything that you receive up yonder Is what you give to me the day I wander Im on my way Im on my way Im on my way -Ohh! Shrek! Did you do that? -You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open. Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, youd be dead. {Sniffs} Its brimstone We must be getting close. -Yeah, right, brimstone. Dont be talking about its the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasnt no brimstone. It didnt come off no stone neither. {Rumbling} -Sure, its big enough, but look at the location. {Laughing} -Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said orges have layers? -Oh, aye. -Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. Donkeys dont have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. -Wait a second. Donkeys dont have sleeves. -You know what I mean. -You cant tell me youre afraid of heights. -Im just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling like of lava! -Come on, Donkey. Im right here beside ya, okay? For emotional support., well just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. -Really? -Really, really. -Okay, that makes me feel so much better. -Just keep moving. And dont look down. -Okay, dont look down. Dont look down. Dont look down. Keep on moving. Dont look down. {Gasps} -Shrek! Im lookin down! Oh, God, I cant do this! Just let me off, please! -But youre already halfway. -But I know that half is safe! -Okay, fine. I dont have time for this. You go back. -Shrek, no! Wait! -Just, Donkey - - Lets have a dance then, shall me? -Dont do that! -Oh, Im sorry. Do what? -Oh, this? -Yes, that! -Yes? Yes, do it. Okay. {Screams} -No, Shrek! No! Stop it! -You said do it! Im doin it. -Im gonna die. Im gonna die. Shrek, Im gonna die. Oh! -Thatll do, Donkey. Thatll do. -Cool. -So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? -Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. {Chuckles} -I was talkin about the dragon, Shrek. {Water dripping, wind howling} -You afraid? -No. -But - - - Shh. -Oh, good. Me neither. {Gasps} -Cause theres nothin wrong with bein afraid. Fears a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, it sure doesnt mean youre a coward if youre a little scared. I sure as heck aint no coward. I know that. {Gasps} -Donkey, two things, okay? Shut ... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs. -Stairs? I thought we was lookin for the princess. -The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. -What makes you think shell be there? -I read it in a book once. -Cool. You handle the dragon. Ill handle the stairs. Ill find those stairs. Ill whip their butt too. Those stairs wont know which way theyre goin. {Creacing} -Im gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Dont mess with me. Im the stair master. Ive mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. Id step all over it. -Well, at least we know where the princess is, but wheres the - - -Dragon! {Screams} {Gasps} {Roars} -Donkey, look out! {Screams} {Whimpering} -Got ya! {Roars} {Gasps} {Shouts} -Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! {Screaming} {Gasps} -Oh! Aah! Aah! {Gasping} {Crowls} -No. Oh, no, No! {Screams} -Oh, what large teeth you have. {Crowls} -I mean white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? Youre - - Youre a girl dragon! Oh, sure! I mean, of course youre a girl dragon. Youre just reeking of feminine beauty. Whats the matter with you? You got something in your eye? Ohh. Oh. Oh. Man, Id really love to stay, but you know, Im, uh - - (Coughs) -Im an asthmatic, and I dont know if itd work out if youre gonna blow smoke rings. Shrek! {Gasps} {Whimpering} -No! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! {Groans, Sighs} {Vocalizing} -Oh! Oh! -Wake up! -What? -Are you Princess Fiona? -I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. -Oh, thats nice. Now lets go! -But wait, Sir Knight. This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? -Yeah, sorry, lady. Theres no time. -Hey, wait. What are you doing? You should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. -Youve had a lot of time to plan this, havent you? -Mm-hmm. {Screams, grunts} -But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something! -I dont think so. -Can I at least know the name of my champion? -Um, Shrek. -Sir Shrek. {Cleans throat} -I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. -Thanks! {Roaring} -You didnt slay the dragon? -Its on my to-do list. Now come on! {Screams} -But this isnt right! You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. Thats what all the other knights did. -Yeah, right before they burst into flame. -Thats not the point. Oh! -Wait. Where are you going? The nexts over there. -Well, I have to save my ass. -What kind of knight are you? -One of a kind. -Slow down. Slow down, baby, please. I believe its healthy to get to know someone over a long perriod of time. Just call me old-fashioned. {Laughs} -I dont want to rush into a physical relationship. Im not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this - - Magnitude really is the word Im looking for. Magnitude- - Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay. Lets just back up a little and take this one step at a time. We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. Im on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards - - Id really love to stay, but - - Dont do that! Thats my tail! Thats my personal tail. Youre gonna tear it off. I dont give permission - - What are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No. No, no, no. No! Oh! {Growls} {Roaring} {Gasps} -Hi, Princess! -It talks! -Yeah, its getting him to shut up thats the trick. {Screams} {Screaming} -Oh! {Thuds} {Groans} {Roars} {Roaring} -Okay, you two, heard for the exit! Ill take care of the dragon. {Fchoing} -Run! {Gasping} {Screaming} {Roaring} {Screams} {Roars} {Panting, sighs} {Whimpers} {Roars} -You did it! -You rescued me! Youre amazing. Youre - - Youre wonderful. Youre... a little unorthodox Ill admit. But they deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt. {Clears throat} -And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? -I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think Im a steed. -The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. -Uh, no. -Why not? -I have helmet hair. -Please. I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer. -No, no, you wouldnt - - st. -But how will you kiss me? -What? That wasnt in the job description. -Maybe its a perk. -No, its destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true loves first kiss. -Hmm? With Shrek? You think- - Wait. Wait. You think that Shrek is you true love? -Well, yes. {Laughing} -You think Shrek is your true love! -What is so funny? -Lets just say Im not your tipe, okay? -Of course, you are. Youre my rescuer. Now - - Now remove your helmet. -Look. I really dont think this is a good idea. -Just take off the helmet. -Im not going to. -Take ot off. -No! -Now! -Okay! Easy. As you command. Your Highness. -You- - Youre a- - an orge. -Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming. -Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is all wrong. Youre not supposed to be an orge. {Sighs} -Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He is the one who wants to marry you. -Then why didnt he come rescue me? -Good question. You should ask him that when we get there. -But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some prge and his- - his pet. -So much for noble steed. -Youre not making my job any easier. -Im sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, Ill be waiting for him right here. -Hey! Im no ones messenger boy, all right? Im a delivery boy. -You wouldnt dare. Put me down! -Ya comin, Donkey? -Im right behind ya. -Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down! -Okay, so heres another question. Say theres a woman that digs you, right, but you dont really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings arent hurt, but you dont get burned to a crisp and eaten? -You just tell her shes not your true love. Everyone knowest what happens when you find your - - Hey! {Sighs} -The sooner we get to DuLoc the better. -Youre gonna love it there, Princess. Its beautiful! -And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? Whats he like? -Let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaads stature are in short supply. {Laughs} -I dont know. There are those who think little of him. -Stop it. Stop it, both of you. Youre just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. -Yeah, well, maybe youre right, Princess. But Ill let you do the measuring when you see him tomorrow. -Tomorrow? Itll take that long? Shouldnt we stop to make camp? -No, thatll take longer. We can keep going. -But theres robbers in the woods. -Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Campings starting to sound good. -Hey, come on. Im scarier than anything were going to see in this forest. -I need to find somewhere to camp now! {Birds wings fluttering} {Grunting} -Hey! Over here. -Shrek, we can do better than that. I dont think this is fit for a princess. -No, no, its perfect. It just needs a few homey touches. -Homey touches? Like what? {Crashing} -A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. -You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will. -I said good night! -Shrek, What are you doing? {Laughs} -I just- - You know - - Oh, come on. I was just kidding. {Fire cracking} -And, uh, that one, thats Throwback, the only orge to ever spit over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah. -Hey, can you tell my future from these stars? -The stars dont tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. Look, theres Bloodnut, the Flatulent. You can guess what hes famous for. -I know youre making this up. -No, look. There he is, and theres the group of hunters running away from his stench. -That aint nothin but a bunch of little dots. -You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm? Forget it. {Sighs} -Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? -Our swamp? -You know, when were through rescuing the princess. -We? Donkey, theres no we. Theres no our. Theres just me and my swamp. The first thing Im gonna do is build a ten-foot wall arond my land. -You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now. You know what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. -No, do ya think? -Are you hidin something? -Never mind, Donkey. -Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isnt it? -No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it alone things. -Why dont you want to talk about it? -Why do you want to talk about it? -Why are you blocking? -Im not blocking. -Oh, yes, you are. -Donkey, Im warning you. -Who you trying to keep out? -Everyone! Okay? -Oh, now were gettin somewhere. -Oh! For the love of Pete! -Whats your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway? -Look, Im not the one with the problem, okay? Its the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go. Aah! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly orge! They judge me before they even know me. Thats why Im better off alone. -You know what? When we met, I didnt think you was just a big, stupid, ugly orge. -Yeah, I know. -So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? -Well, theres, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying. -Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there? -Thats the moon. -Oh, okay. {Orchestra} {Dulcimer} -Again, show me again. Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess. -Hmph. -Ah. Perfect. {Inhales} {Snoring} {Vocalizing} {Whistling} {Sizzling} {Sniffs, yawns} -Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. --Come on, baby. I said I like it. -Donkey, wake up. -Huh? What? -Wake up. -What? -Good morning. Hm, how do you like your eggs? -Good morning, Princess! -Whats all this about? -You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. I mean, after all, you did rescue me. -Uh, thanks. {Sniffs} -Well, eat up. Weve got a big day ahead of us. {Belches} -Shrek! -What? Its a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. {Laughs} -Well, its no way to behave in front of a princess. {Belches} -Thanks. -Shes as nasty as you are. -{Laughs} You know, youre not exactly what I expected. -Well, maybe you shouldnt judge people before you get to know them. {Vocalizing} -La liberte! Hey! -Princess! {Laughs} -What are you doing? -Be still, mon cherie, for I am you savior! And I am rescuing you from this green - - {Kissing sounds} -beast. -Hey! -Thats my princess! Go find you own! -Please, monster! Cant you see Im a little busy here? -Look, pal, I dont know who you think you are! -Oh! Of couse! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduse myself. Oh, Merry Men. {Laughs} {Accordion} Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo. I steal from the rich and give to the needy. He takes a wee percentage, But Im not greedy. I rescue pretty damsels Man, Im good What a guy, Monsieur Hood Break it down I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid What hes basically saying is he likes to get - - Paid So When an orge in the bush grabs a lady by the tush Thats bad Thats bad When a beautys with a beast it makes me awfully mad Hes mad Hes really, really mad Ill take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys cause Im about to start {Grunts, Groans} {Karate Yell} {Merry Men Gasping} {Panting} -Man, that was annoying! -Oh, you little- - {Karate Yell} {Accordion} {Shouting, groaning} {Chuckles} -Uh, shall we? -Hold the phone. {Grunts} Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. Where did that come from? -What? -That! Back there. That was amazing! Where did you learn that? -Well - - {Chuckles} When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case theres a - - Theres an arrow in your butt! -What? Oh, would you look at that? -Oh, no. This is all my fault. Im so sorry. -Why? Whats wrong? -Shreks hurt. -Shreks hurt. Shreks hurt? Oh, no, Shreks gonna die. -Donkey, Im okay. -You cant do this to me, Shrek. Im too young for you to die. Keep you legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. Does anyone know the Heimlich? -Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. -Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, Im on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Dont die Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! -{Both} Donkey! -Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. -What are the flowers for? -For getting rid of Donkey. -Ah. -Now you hold still, and Ill yank this thing out. -Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin. -Im sorry, but it has to come out. -No, its tender. -Now, hold on. -What youre doing is the opposite of help. -Dont move. -Look, time out. -Would you - - {Grunts} -Okay. What do you propose we do? -Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasnt color-blind! Blue flower, red thorns. -Ow! -Hold on, Shrek! Im comin! -Ow! Not good. -Okay. Okay. I can nearly see the head. {Grunts} -Its just about - - -Ow! Ohh! -Ahem. -Nothing happend. We were just, uh - - -Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask. Okay? -Oh, come on! Thats the last thing on my mind. The princess here was just- - Ugh! -Ow! -Hey, whats that? {Nervous chickle} -Thats- - Is that blood? {Sighs} {Bird chirping} {Grunts} My beloved monster and me We go everywhere together Wearin a raincoat that has four sleeves Gets us through all kinds of weather -Aah! She will always be the only thing That comes between me and the awful sting That comes from living in a world thats so damn mean {Croaks} Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh -Hey! La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la {Both laughing} La-la, la-la, la-la -There it is, Princess. Your future awaits you. -Thats DuLoc? -Yeah, I know. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaads compensating for something, which I think means he has a really - - Ow! -Um, I, uh- - I guess we better move on. -Sure. But, Shrek? Im - - Im worried about Donkey. {Blubbering} -What? -I mean, look at him. He doesnt look so good. -What are you talking about? Im fine. -Thats what they always say, and then next thing you know, youre on your back. Dead. -You know, shes right. You look awful. Do you want to sit down? -Uh, you know, Ill make you some tea. -I didnt want to say nothin, but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look, {Bones crunch} -Ow! See? -Whos hungry? Ill find us some dinner. -Ill get the firewood. -Hey, where you goin? Oh, man, I cant feel my toes! I dont have any toes! I think I need a hug. -Mmm. This is good. This is really good. What is this? -Uh, weedrat. Rotisserie style. -No kidding. Well, this is delicious. -Well, theyre also great in stews. Now, I dont mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew. {Chuckling} {Sighs} -I guess Ill be dining a little differently tomorrow night. {Gulps} -Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. Ill cook all kind of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare - - you name it. {Chuckles} -Id like that. {Slurps, laughs} See the pyramids along the Nile -Um, Princess? Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle -Yes, Shrek? -I, um, I was wondering. Just remember, darling all the while -Are you- - You belong to me {Sighs} -Are you gonna eat that? {Chuckles} -Man, isnt this romantic? Just look at that sunset. -Sunset? -Oh, no! I mean, its late. I-Its very late. -What? -Wait a minute. I see whats goin on here. Youre afraid of the dark, arent you? -Yes! Yes, thats it. Im terrified. You know, Id better go inside. -Dont feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until - - Hey, no, wait. Im still afraid of the dark. {Shrek sighs} -Good night. -Good night. {Door creaks} -Ohh! Now I really see whats goin on here. -Oh, what are you talkin about? -I dont even wanna hear it. Look, Im an animal, and I got instincts. And I know you two were diggin on each other. I could feel it. -Youre crazy. Im just bringing her back to Farquaad. -Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. Just go on in and tell her how you feel. -I- - Theres nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know - - and Im not sayin I do cause I dont - - shes a princess, and Im - - -An orge? -Yeah. An orge. -Hey, where you goin? -To get... move firewood. {Sighs} -Princess? Princess Fiona? Princess, where are you? {Wings fluttering} -Princess? {Creaking} {Gasps} -Its very spooky in here. I aint playing no games. {Screams} -Aah! -Oh, no! -No, help! -Shh! -Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! -No, its okay. Its okay. -What did you do with the princess? -Donkey, Im the princess. -Aah! -Its me, in this body. -Oh, my God! You ate the princess. Can you hear me? -Donkey! -Listen, keep breathing! Ill get you out of there! -No! -Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! -Shh. -Shrek! -This is me. {Muffled mumbling} -Princess? What happened to you? Youre, uh, uh, uh, different. -Im ugly, okay? -Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. You are what you eat, I said. Now - - -No. -I - - Ive been this way as long as I can remember. -What do you mean? Look, I aint never seen you like this before. -Its only happens when sun goes down. By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true loves first kiss... and then take loves true form. -Ah, thats beautiful. I didnt know you wrote poetry. -Its a spell. {Sighs} -When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast! I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. Thats why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees me like this. {Sobs} -All right, all right. Calm down. Look, its not that bad. Youre not that ugly. Well, I aint gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shreks ugly 24-7. -But Donkey, Im a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look. -Princess, how bout if you dont marry Farquaad? -I have to. Only my true loves kiss can break the spell. -But, you know, um, youre kind of an orge, and Shrek - - well, you got a lot in common. -Shrek? -Princess, I - - Uh, hows it going, first of all? Good? Um, good for me too. Im okay. I saw this flower and thought of you because its pretty and - - well, I dont really like it, but I thought you might like it cause youre pretty. But I like you anyway. Id - - uh, uh - - {Sighs} -Im in trouble. Okay, here we go. -I cant just marry whoever I want. Take a good look at me, Donkey. I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? Princess and ugly dont go together. Thats why I cant stay here with Shrek. {Gasps} -My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. {Deep sigh} -Dont you see, Donkey? Thats just how it has to be. Its the only way to break the spell. -You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth. -No! You cant breathe a word. No one must ever know. -Whats the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets? -Promise you wont tell. Promise! -All right, all right. I wont tell him. But you should. I just know before this is over, Im gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. -Look at my eye twitchin. {Door opens} {Snoring} -I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him. -Shrek! Shrek, theres something I want - - {Snoring} -Shrek. Are you all right? -Perfect! Never been better. -I - - I dont - - Theres something I have to tell you. -You dont have to tell me anything, Princess. I heard enough last night. -You heard what I said? -Every word. -I thought youd understand. -Oh, I undersatnd. Like you said, Who could love a hideous, ugly beast? -But I thought that wouldnt matter to you. -Yeah? Well, it does. {Gasps, sighs} -Ah, right on time. {Horse whinnies} -Princess, Ive brought you a little something. {Fanfare} {Yawns} -Whatd I miss? Whatd I miss? {Muffled} -Who said that? Couldnt have been a donkey. -Princess Fiona. -As promised. Now hand it over. -Very well, orge. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. -Take it and go before I change my mind. -Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me, for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. Im Lord Farquaad. -Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no. {Snaps fingers} -Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short... farewell. -Oh, that is so sweet. You dont have to waste good manners on the orge. Its not like it has feelings. -No, youre right. It doesnt. -Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawerss Fiona. I ask your hand in marriage. {Gasps} -Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom? -Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make - - -Excellent! Ill start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! -No! I mean, uh, why wait? Lets get married today before the sun sets. -Oh, anxious, are you? Youre right. The sooner, the better. Theres so much to do! Threres the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. Captain, round up some guests! -Fare-thee-well, orge. -Shrek, what are you doing? Youre letting her get away. -Yeah? So what? -Shrek, theres something about her you dont know. Look, I talked to her last night, Shes - - -I know you talked to her last night. Youre great pals, arent ya? Now, if you two are such good friends, why dont you follow her home? -Shrek, I - - I wanna go with you. -I told you, didnt I? Youre not coming home with me. I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! -But I thought - - -Yeah. You know what? You tought wrong! -Shrek. I heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you dont really care for music, do ya It goes like this the fourth, the fifth The minor fall the major lift The baffled king composing hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Baby, Ive been here before I know this room Ive walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you Ive seen your flag on the marble arch But love is not a victory march Its a cold and its a broken hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah And all I ever learned from love Is how to shoot at someone Who outdrew you {Moaning} And its not a cry you can hear at night Its not somebody whos seen the light Its a cold and its a broken hallelujah {Moaning} Hallelujah, hallelujah {Thumping sound} -Donkey? {Grunts} -What are you doing? -I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. -Well, yeah. But the walls supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. -It is around your half. See thats your half, and this is my half. -Oh! Your half. Hmm. -Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. -Back off! -No, you back off. -This is my swamp! -Our swamp. -Let go, Donkey! -You let go. -Stubborn jackass! -Smelly orge. -Fine! -Hey, hey, come back here. Im not through with you yet. -Well, Im through with you. -Uh-uh. You know, with you its always, Me, me, me! Well, guess what! Now its my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me. You insult me and you dont appreciate anything that I do! Youre always pushing me around or pushing me away. -Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? -Because thats what friends do! They forgive each other! -Oh, yeah. Youre right, Donkey. I forgive you... for stabbin me in the back! -Ohh! Youre so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, youre afraid of your own feelings. -Go away! -There you are , doing it again just like you did to Fiona. All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. -Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. I heard the two of you talking. -She wasnt talkin about you. She was talkin about, uh, somebody else. -She wasnt talking about me? Well, then who was she talking about? -Uh-uh, no way. I aint saying anything. You dont wanna listen to me. Right? Right? -Donkey! -No! -Okay, look. Im sorry, all right? {Sighs} -Im sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly orge. Can you forgive me? -Hey, thats what friends are for, right? -Right. Friends? -Friends. -So, um, what did Fiona say about me? -What are you asking me for? Why dont you just go ask her? -The wedding! Well never make it in time. -Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where, theres a will, theres a way and I have a way. {Whistles} -Donkey? -I guess its just my animal magnetism. {Laughing} -Aw, come here, you. -All right, all right.Dont get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. All right, hop on and hold on tight. I havent had a chance to install the seat belts yet. -Whoo! {Bells tolling} {All gasping} -People of DuLoc, we gather here today to bear witnss to the union.... -Um- -of our new king - - -Excuse me. Could we just skip ahead to the I dos? {Chuckling} -Go on. -Go ahead, HAVE SOME FUN. If we need you, Ill whistle. How about that? Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! You wanna do this right, dont you? -What are you talking about? -Theres a line you gotta wait for. The preachers gonna say, Speak now or forever hold your peace. Thats when you say, I object! -I dont have time for this! -Hey, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! Look, you love this woman, dont you? -Yes. -You wanna hold her? -Yes. -Please her? -Yes! -Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness. The chicks love that romantic crap! -All right! Cut it out. When does this guy say the line? -We gotta check it out. -And so, by the power vested in me, -What do you see? -The whole towns in there. -I now pronounce you husband and wife, -Theyre at the altar. -king and queen. -Mother Fletcher! He already said it. -Oh, for the love of Pete! {Grunts} -I object! -Shrek? {Gasps} -Oh, now what does he want? -Hi, everyone. Havin a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first at all. Very clean. -What are you doing here? -Really, its rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding - - -Fiona! I need to talk to you. -Oh, now you wanna talk? Its a little late for that, so if youll excuse me - - -But you cant marry him. -And why not? -Because- - Because hes just marring you so he can be king. -Outrageous! Fiona, dont listen to him. -Hes not your true love. -And what do you know about true love? -Well, I - - Uh - - I mean - - -Oh, this is precious. The orge has fallen in love with the princess! Oh, good Lord. {Crowd laughting} -An orge and a princess! -Shrek, is this true? -Who cares? Its preposterous! Fiona, my love, were but a kiss away from our happily ever after. Now kiss me! Mmmmm! -By night one way, by day another. I wanted to show you before. {Whimpers} {Crown gasping} -Well, uh, that explains a lot. -Ugh! Its disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both! -No, no! -Shrek! -This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! See? See? -No, let go of me! Shrek! -No! -Dont just stand there, you morons. -Get out of my way! Fiona! Arrgh! -Ill make you regret the day we met. Ill see you drawn and quartered! -Youll beg for death to save you! -No, Shrek! -And as for you, my wife, -Fiona! -Ill have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! -Im king! {Whistles} -I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have - - Aaaah! -Aah! -All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and Im not afraid to use it. {Roars} -Im a donkey on the edge! {Belches} -Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? {Cheering} -Go ahead, Shrek. -Uh, Fiona? -Yes, Shrek? -I - - I love you. -Really? -Really, really. - I love you too. -Aawww! -Until you find true loves first kiss and then take loves true form. -Take loves true form. Take loves true form. -Fiona? Fiona. Are you all right? -Well, yes. But I dont understand. Im supposed to be beautiful. -But you ARE beautiful. {Chuckles} -I was hoping this would be a happy ending. I thought love was only true in fairy tales Oy! Meant for someone else but not for me Love was out to get me Thats the way it seemed Disappointment haunted all my dreams And then I saw her face Now Im a believer and not a trace Of doubt in my mind Im in love Ooh-aah Im a believer I couldnt leave her If I tried -God bless us, every one. Come on, yall! Then I saw her face Ha-ha Now Im a believer Listen! Not a trace Of doubt in my mind Im in love Ooh-aah Im a believer I couldnt leave her if I tried -Ooh! -Uh! Then I saw her face Now Im a believer Hey! Not a trace Uhh! Yeah. Of doubt in my mind -One more time! Im in love Im a believer Come on! I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, hey Yall sing it with me! I Believe I believe People in the back! I believe Im a believer I believe I believe I believe I believe {Hysterical laughing} -Oh, thats funny. Oh. Oh. -I cant breathe. I cant breathe. I believe in self-assertion Destiny or a slight diversion Now it seems Ive got my head on straight Im a freak an apparition Seems Ive made the right decision To try to turn back now it might be too late Now I want to stay home today Dont wanna go out If anyone comes to play Gonna get thrown out I wanna stay home today Dont want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna be a millionaire someday But know what it feels like to give it away Watch me march to the beat of my own drum And its off to the moon and then back again Same old day Same situation My happiness rears back as if to say I wanna stay home today Dont wanna go out If anyone comes to play Gonna get thrown out I wanna stay home today Dont want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna stay home, stay home, stay home......... I get such a thrill when you look in my eyes My heart skips a beat Girl, I feel so alive Please tell me, baby, if all this is true Cause deep down inside all I wanted was you Oh-oh-oh Makes me wanna dance Oh-oh-oh Its a new romance Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives When we first met I could hardly believe The things that would happen and we could achieve So lets be together for all of our time Oh, girl, Im so thankful that you are still mine You always consider me like an ugly duckling And treat me like a Nostradamus was why I had to get my shine on I break a little something to keep my mind on Cause you had my mind gone Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Turn the lights on, Come on, baby Lets just rewind the song Cause all I want to do is make the rest years the best years All night long Oh-oh-oh Makes me wanna dance Makes me wanna dance Oh-oh-oh Its a new romance Its a new romance Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes Oh, yeah, yeah I look into your eyes Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.............. Everything looks bright Standing in your light Everything feels right Whats left is out of sight Whats a girl to do Im telling you Youre on my mind I wanna be with you Cause when youre standin next to me Its like wow And all your kisses seem to set me free Its like wow And when we touch its such a rush I cant get enough Its like- - Its like Ooh-ooh Hey, what Its like wow Ooh-ooh, hey Hey, yeah Its like wow Everything is looking right now, right now Its like wow And I got this feeling This feeling its just like wow Its just like wow You are all Im thinking of. Like wow Everything feels right Everything feels right Like wow Everything looks bright All my senses are right Like wow Everything feels right Baby, baby, baby the way Im feeling you Is like wow There is something that I see In the way you look at me Theres a smile Theres a truth In your eyes What an unexpected way On this unexpected day Could it be This is where I belong It is you I have loved All long Theres no more mystery It is finally clear to me Youre the home my hearts searched for So long It is you I have loved All long Whoa, over and over Im filled with emotion As I look Into your perfect face
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