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Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.I thought that maybe if I acted Crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (whos blonde) asked me what I was doing.I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was Crazy and give me a few days off.A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, What in the name of good GOD are you doing?I told him I was a light bulb.He said, You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.I jumped down and walked out of the office.When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, And where do you think youre going?!(Youre gonna lovethis....)She said, Im going home, too. I cant work in the dark.

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