Sidepieces 10 commandment. 1) Yes you are the other woman, and no this does not mean that you are the only other woman. So act accordingly. 2) Please focus on only our stolen moments together. Do not concern yourself with my whereabouts, when we are apart. Frankly speaking, my life outside of our time together is NOY DAMM BUSINESS. 3) Accept your position, never mention my wife, nor do you ever compare yourself to her in any way. 4) Anticipate frequent changes in our plans. For the most part, a spur of the moment escape is the best that I can do. 5) You must understand that maintaining a positive vibe while we are in each others company, is vital to the success of our situationship. There shall be absolutely no bickering or nagging about promises that I didnt keep. 6) We are secret lovers; we cant blast our situationship to the world. Please dont tag me on Facebook, and dont send me invitations to your work/family functions or events. Major holidays WILL be missed. 7) No discussions about where this situationship is headed. We are where we will be. Together, in this moment. 8) Yes, I am still sleeping with my significant other, and we do not use condoms. Again, focus on our time together, and not what I do while we are apart. 9) Any unplanned pregnancy will not force a relationship commitment. Nor will it guarantee a promotion to main chick status for you. 10) There are no guarantees about the outcome of our situationship save one: I am a cheater at heart, and that wont change unless I want it to. Until that happens, if you are promoted to the main chick, please know that yet another sidepiece will fill the vacancy that youve left behind.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 19:53:28 +0000
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