Signs I wish I could post at the gym: Ladies, if you feel that - TopicsExpress



          

Signs I wish I could post at the gym: Ladies, if you feel that you are being stared down by old geezers, chances are- you are right. Please take note of the black Saran Wrap that encases your fanny. In some circles these are called yoga pants. You might as well have gotten naked and spray painted your lower torso black. You see, men are hardwired to be stimulated by sight. This includes your dad, your grandad, your best friends husband, and your preacher who are probably staring at your fanny if youve also chosen to wear these to a family picnic or to church. Note: in order to avoid accidents of any kind should you choose to wear yoga pants please submit a weigh- in less than 299lbs
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 13:19:05 +0000

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