Signs you may be part of the Taliban.... 1) You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2) You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes. 3) You have more wives than teeth. 4) You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 5) You cant think of anyone you HAVENT declared Jihad against. 6) You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 7) You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 8) Youve often uttered the phrase, I love what youve done with your cave. 9) You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. 10) You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. :P :O 3:) ~V
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 03:52:21 +0000
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