Signs you may have picked a bad lawyer: You Know You Need A New Lawyer When... - When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. - During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. - He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." - He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." - During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. - He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger." - Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot. - He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger. - He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table. - Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers. - Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever." - He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs." - He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said..." - He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra. - Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"
Posted on: Fri, 13 Sep 2013 23:35:05 +0000
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