Simone Rigadeau — the transient living in a recycling closet in the Earth Sciences building at Night Vale Community College — released a statement today, saying that the world has ended. The world ended three or four decades ago, she scrawled on a Subway sandwich wrapper. I don’t know what this thing is that we’re living in, but it’s not the world. Scientists won’t investigate it because they’re not real. Turkey with extra Swiss. I think that last bit was already written on the wrapper by a Subway sandwich artist, or one of their familiars. Well…provocative stuff from one of the foremost minds in the Earth Sciences building, ever since it was condemned by the city as unsafe and left vacant. Has the world ended? What would the world ending even mean? And how did Simone get this Subway wrapper, given that all Subway restaurants have many entrances, but no exits? As their motto goes, “A thousand ways in, no way out. Eat fresh. Eat so terribly, terribly fresh. Terribly, awesomely, gruesomely, terrifyingly fresh.”
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 15:49:52 +0000
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