Since Jordan is now in High School and these boys think they are interested in her, I have come up with a few things they will need to understand before they are EVER allowed to date her.. 1.) If you ever find yourself alone with Jordan, dont panic. Just correct the situation immediately. If I ever catch you trying to be alone with her, that would be the time to panic.....really panic 2.) It may sound like Im joking in threatening you with bodily harm if you hurt, offend or attempt to violate Jordan in any way, but ask yourself this...do you really want to find out? And while I am addressing these issues with you, you will not be smiling or laughing. 3.) Lets be clear on something...You dont love Jordan. You have no idea what love is. You may very well like her and you might love her someday. Thats an okay start with me, but dont profess your undying love, quote stupid love song lyrics to her, tell her youd die for her, or feed her any other stupid lines that are way out of your depth. A young womans heart is a fragile thing. If you play with hers, I will show you yours. 4.) You will of course accept my Facebook friend request. 5.)You will pay for everything. Yes, every now and then Jordan can buy you a Coke or something and maybe a gift on your birthday, but you pay for meals, movies, outings, and anything else she wants. No job yet..then I suggest you get one now! One more thing...if you dare show up at my door with your pants looking like you somehow forgot a belt.....(do I really have to explain what will happen next?) Like · · Promote · Share
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 15:49:09 +0000
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