Six blokes go on a hunting trip. Their tents only have room for two men in each. No one wanted to sleep in the same tent as Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasnt fair for just one of them share with Daryl the whole time, so they decided to take turns. The first bloke to sleep in Daryls tent comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot. His mates ask, Crikey, what happened? He answers, Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. The next night it was a different blokes turn. The following morning, same thing, his hair is all standing up and his eyes are bloodshot. His mates ask, Gees, what happened to you? You look awful! He says, Bloody Daryl shakes the roof. I just sat and watched him all night, I couldnt sleep. The third night was Franks turn. Frank was a big, burly, ex-rugby player; a mans man. The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Good morning, he says cheerfully. His mates cant believe it. They ask, Blimey, what happened? Frank says, Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. Then he sat up and watched me all night.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 07:56:56 +0000
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