Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in OLearys apartment when - TopicsExpress



          

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in OLearys apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael OConner looks around and asks, Oh, me boys, someone gots to tell Paddys wife. Who will it be? They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, dont make a bad situation any worse. Discreet? Im the most discreet Irishmen youll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me. Gallagher goes over to Murphys house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home. Tell him to drop dead! says Murphys wife. Ill go tell him, says Gallagher.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 01:24:38 +0000

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