So Allison got me good todady. I figure Ill go to the store get - TopicsExpress



          

So Allison got me good todady. I figure Ill go to the store get some things. Folks waving at me, laughing and smiling. People drive up behind me and flash the lights. Im thinking, must be Thanks Giving Spirit. Deputy pulls up beside me ,rolls down the passenger window, so I put mine down. He yells, way to go Cap., and gives me a thumbs up! Im thinking WTF????? I get home and thought, Ill wash the Azera before the cold hits. Before washing , I rinsed it off. When I get to the back, it hit me, I see a new Florida License plate, very official, it says ASS MAN!!! No numbers, just ASS MAN! Theres only one culprit that ever used that line, Allison!! He drove all the way down from Placid Lakes, a 45 min drive to accomplish this incredulous dirty deed. Im riding around an hour with Ass Man for a license plate. And folks want to know why Im always yanking his chain??? Oh, the pay backs will be hell!
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 00:37:45 +0000

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