So Garry. A thing happened... Yknow the way we share that temper that sometimes means we get really angry with inanimate objects that piss us off? And sometimes things get broken? Well I bought Bostik superglue to fix the (already) broken fridge shelf. And it turns out that Bostik superglue differs from other superglue in that it has the viscosity of water, so when I squeezed the tube it pissed out of the top like water from a tap. No matter, some went on the bit that needed fixed so I pressed everything together but I was annoyed by then so I pressed too hard and it all collapsed in on itself and I cursed and tried again with more glue but it collapsed again. Then I got really pissed off but instead of smashing the shelf against the wall I decided to take a minute to relax with a snack and the closest available snack was the massive Toblerone you got for Christmas. Then I noticed that while its shit on plastic, Bostik superglue is stunningly effective at gluing skin to everything else. Like, everything. Including the tube itself. (You know that episode of Trailer Park Boys? Well it was kinda like that.) But hey! Nothing got smashed although we no longer have the big fridge shelf, which I chucked in the bin. Anyway, long story short, I ate some of your Toblerone.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 18:01:26 +0000
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