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So, I come home. House to myself. Its dark, no lights on. After a long day, all I want to do is put my feet up and relax. As I walk through the door, into the kitchen, to my surprise there is a sort of short, bearded man standing there drinking a Sonic drink. That initial, shocking and frozen feeling that seemed to last minutes only went a split second. So I immediately turn on the light and I see.......my shirt, hanging on the bar next to a Sonic drink. Three lessons learned tonight: (1) I will put my clothes up as soon as they come out the drier, (2) never hang a shirt up next to a Sonic drink and turn off the lights, (3) get on youtube and improve my ninja skills because the moves I threw down were about 10 feet off target and probably wouldnt have been effective anyway.... #iaintafraidofnoghosts #karatekickthrewmybackout #thatcreephadabeard
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 01:10:52 +0000

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