So I have this problem where I tap the wall at my apartment complex with my car to make sure my car is up all the way in its spot and as I was leaving my parents house I noticed what looked like the paint chipping off my car so I was really nervous and put my hand down there and it was just some type of slimy leaf that was stuck on there, and then I noticed my drivers side mirror had something on it too so I put my hand out while I was driving and it was bird poop and it was on my finger so I pulled over at 7-11 and went inside to grab some napkins but as I was walking inside my purse strap broke and the contents of my purse went spilling out onto the floor. This happens a lot because I buy cheap purses and fill them up with random stuff but this time I didnt want to bend over because the pants I have on are see-through when I bend over so I was very slowly picking up everything making sure that the finger with bird poop on it was raised and then a guy came over and started helping me pick it up and when I looked at him I recognized him but I didnt know if he recognized me and then he was handing me a brochure about arrowheads from Arizona and a pack of mints that said gangster on them and I was making some type of nervous joke about why the two of those were in my purse and we overshot hands as he was trying to give them to me and thats the story about how I kept eye contact and a straight face while accidentally rubbing bird shit on a guys hand whos dick I pierced when I was 18 years old.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 07:11:50 +0000
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