So I just finished Expendables 3, with... you know what If I listed them, wed be here all damn day. But safe to say that I pray this is the last we see of Barney and his friends going against the ex heroes of the eighties. Seriously, I mean there arent really anymore action stars to fill the ranks. But I am jumping ahead. So here it goes, Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone, played by Stallion and Statham complete a mission together with what is left of the team in Lunger, Crews, and Couture, plus Wesley Snipes fresh from his stay in prison. Their mission ends horribly. The Expendables are nearly killed by one of their own who was thought dead, Stonewall Played by Mel Gibson. Thats when Barney has a thought, that dangerous and covert missions can get people killed. (You dont say?) Rocky then tells his team to go home and live their lives. Nevermind the fact that going against a war lord alone is stupid, but these are the grown-est of grown ass men, what does Rambo think hes doing?, So the demolition man goes out and find a new set of dummies to play cowboys and terrorists with. Ugh, I know of none of these folks cept for two, one is a man just as old as Tango here along with his guide, Captain Exposition played by Kelsey Grammer, and thats is Galdo played by Antonio Banderas, and my pick for Wonder Woman, Ronda Rousey... who is as beautiful as she is dangerous. No joke seriously. She is a true life badass. Anyway, Gibson is taken for the moment, then lost with the newbies, so we call in all the old favorites, inculdeding Jet Li and The ExGovernator led by HAN MUTHAFRICKING SOLO. 30 mins of gunfire and punches later, everyone is paid and everyone is happy that another human is dead. Meh... the second one was better. BluRay and DVD. youtu.be/4xD0junWlFc
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 22:42:22 +0000
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