So...I just followed a link to see a clip of Hillary Clinton speaking about reproductive rights, but first sat through a commercial for poo-pourri. I am not sure what bothers me most about this. This is a product that is specifically being marketed to women, to prevent the smell of a bowel evacuation from ever bringing embarrassment, and preventing breakups (among many other reasons listed) that we women should rush out to buy. So I tune into hear about reproductive rights, and listen to a pretty girl in a party dress sitting on a toilet tell me that my poop shouldnt stink. Seriously? Firstly, everybody poops, and the longer you hold it in, the worse its gonna smell, so ladies, if ou really dont want your poop to stink you got to do more of it :)...secondly, if a man is going to break up with you because you took a dump in his apartment, you should run, run very quickly because that is just the tip of the giant iceberg of his social issues, he doesnt want a girl friend he wants a barbie blow up doll. And REALLY, if ANYONE needs to do something about the smell of their poop, which I dont believe they do but if I did, it would be the beer guzzling, cheeseburger eating taco bell inhaling inclined gender, but do they hide the fact that they poop? NO! They brag to all their friends about how big, how disgusting and putrid the smell. So, why shouldnt women? I say we REALLY aim for equal rights and start talking about poop! Announce it, rejoice in it, tell everyone you see, its good for you after all! You have to do it, there is no other option, so why should it be embarrassing for one gender and not the other? Take control ladies, let er rip, hot box that squeamish boyfriend just as hes falling off to sleep, I know hes done it to you! Better yet, write a letter to this company and tell them to stuff their gender biased marketing up their @&!^$%#*(&#! Poop, poop, poop, poop! POOP! I DO IT AND SO DO YOU!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 18:50:57 +0000
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