So I made the mistake of challenging Becky to a Country-Western Phace-off. A challenge from which can emerge only one victor ... she was going down in plames. After only the second salvo, SNC was usurped. I wasnt expecting That. That biotch went straight to the Nuclear Option. Honor bound, I hereby fullphil my obligations under treaty: ________________________ I, Alan StillNoCouch Volkert: 1. Hereby propher up my surrender (conditionally, of course) to the superior phorces of the Beckers Nation in the PhaceBook C&W Skirmish of 2014 2. Maintain that since a long, protracted war benefits none ... and in the interests of peace (and a piece), acknowledge publicly that the little-gurl with the thick glasses and charming smile knows her C&W music quite well and that I will think twice before challenging her vast array of weaponized music knowledge from this day hence 3. Warn and remind the instant victors of this battle, however, that any incursions into our sovereign Blues and/or Classical territory will be vigorously dephended to the end 4. Am posting her winning entry, according to the rules of civilized warphare 5. Still maintain that shes a short little biotch and if I didnt love her so much, shed be buried in a hole in Montana by now 6. Contrary to popular opinion, SNC is a gracephul looser who always congratulates the winner (despite her being short and wholly cheating) 7. Everyone should unphriend that rat-bastard biotch
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 17:22:38 +0000
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