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So...I was given 10 and 3 in the past week, so heres my 13: 1. I died as an infant from complications of Pylenic Stenosis. 2. I was convicted of at least two felonies before age 18, and MULTIPLE misdemeanors. 3. I started training in Martial Arts at age 13. I am now 36. 4. I dont eat ice cream because it hurts my teeth. 5. I have three knees (most guys do.) 6. I dont believe in the word cant and I wont allow my kids to use it. 7. I have witnessed a banana blow up a semi truck. 8. I have propelled shopping carts fast enough that they achieve time travel (88 mph! And yes, they left flaming wheel tracks on the pavement.) 9. I was 411 until my Junior year in High School. And 120lb. soaking wet. 10. I wear big gloves (wink-wink). 11. On more than one occasion I have driven a vehicle in a manner where two or more tires were off the ground. 12. Tequila makes me a super hero. No, it really does. Ask people that grew up with me. Its like Red Bull, but better. 13. My middle name is Jacob. Cue music...
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 20:52:31 +0000

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