So I was just looking for funny gifts for the holidays and I stumbled upon this HILARIOUS item! Seriously, check it out. Its a recordable toilet paper holder and it is soooo perfect for a stocking stuffer and I totally want one. Every day when your hubbys taking a dookie he can hear a new funny thing you recorded on it!! “You missed a spot, honey. Still there. Nope, keep trying.” “I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers cant deny…” “Seriously, I do not care how big your log is, do NOT take a picture of it to show me.” (in a high voice) “Wheeeeeeeee, thanks for dropping us off at the pool!!!!” “What can Brown do for you?” “And it was all yelllllow” “If there is any doubt in your mind, double-flush. Don’t think of it as wasting water. Think of it as saving my eyeballs.” “Well, I’ll never cook THAT again for dinner.” “Drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot” “If you leave streak marks in your underwear, I’ll leave laundry in your hamper.” “Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!” And I can record shit for my kids. And I can have a holiday party and record funny shit for my guests. And I can embarrass conservative people who come over and use my toilet. And I can scare my kids friends. OMGeeee, the possibilities are endless!!
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 01:45:20 +0000
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