So I was just working an event where the audience is all elderly people and as Im handing out an event brochure, an elderly man goes to grab it but misses twice. Aw man I cant grab things anymore as easily as I used to. My depth perception isnt as good anymore. Only thing I can still grab easily is money He then pulls out his wallet and, turning to me, says I want to show you my pride and joy and unfolds his wallet to reveal a picture of two bottles of cleaning supplies: one labeled Pride and one Joy. After 17 seconds of my uncontrollable laughter he turns again to me: Did you hear the one about the woman who renamed her toilet from John to Jim? Now she can say that when she wakes up, the first place she goes to is the Jim. I aim to be this man when Im older. God bless
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 00:32:24 +0000
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