So I went out to this bar last night, and this woman came up to me and we started talking. We had a few drinks and got a nice chat, and she said why dont we go to your place and you can make me dinner. I said sure that sounds great, so we went back to my place. When we got to my house I told her to make herself at home while I got everything ready. A little while later I called her into the kitchen, and she said why is everything covered in plastic? I told her I didnt want to have to clean up a huge mess, and she said okay. So I grabbed my knife and then got my chloroform out of the cabinet. I walked over to her and she said, what the hell are you doing? I said I am going to make you dinner like you asked, and it would be pretty painful if I skin you while youre conscious. Then the crazy chick maced me and ran out of the house screaming. Im telling you women these days just dont know what they want.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 13:16:36 +0000
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