So Im reading reviews for different brands of fish oil and I come across this... This fish oil killed my entire family. Im the member of what used to be a proud family of cod in the north Atlantic ocean. This companys contracted fishermen came along one day and killed everyone in my family. They took my mother, father, son, daughter, transgender son/daughter, unborn fetus of my daughter, and all 2598 of my cousins, and turned them all into a half-pill worth of fish oil. Killer whales fail to compare to Yesterday, I was swimming along and I saw something floating in the water, and I dont know what came over me but I approached it and then swallowed it. I realized in an instant that I had just swallowed the pill containing the oil of my entire family. I felt disgusted, ashamed, and other emotions that words cannot describe- but these emotions can be described in binary code: 010111010100101010001, if that makes sense. Anyway, surprisingly the pill gave me added energy and I had no burpiness from it. I was swimming around cool as a cat high on this pill containing an entire generation of my family when a fisherman caught me. Im now on his boat. They just cut off my tail. Im still half alive. Im using the fishermans smart phone (he has an i-Phone, actually, but alas, in the end an i-Phone is just an overpriced smart phone) to type this message. If you must know, Im using my protruding eyeball to do the typing. My dying statement: if you are the human who swallows the pill my family and I become in the future, please think about where it came from. And just think what would happen if fish pills become even more popular: my entire species will be killed. Just FYI.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 04:08:20 +0000
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