So Im sitting at a coffee shop with an extra chair at my table. - TopicsExpress



          

So Im sitting at a coffee shop with an extra chair at my table. This girl comes up and asks if she could use it at her friends table. Naturally I respond, its all yours with a smile. Now Im kicking myself. In retrospect I should have really hammed it up and been like, Why? What makes you so sure nobody will be joining me? Im not worthy of company? Im not worthy of a significant other coming and joining me in sweet dialogue!? Are you subtly suggesting that Im going to be single my whole life!? Thats what youre saying isnt it!? This single table is a foreshadowing of my entire life isnt it!!?? and then started crying... Naw, that woulda been mean. ;)
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 20:43:37 +0000

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