So Ive badly sprained my right ankle and lightly sprained the left. Im supposed to stay off my feet for 3 days and wear a wrap and brace for 10. Im not sure if you guys know this about me or not, but sitting still is not my thing. Ya know what IS my thing? Not sitting still. Mainly, doing weird dance moves, odd jumps, and karate kicks. I just did karate kicks for my mom when I was in MO and she can attest to their awesomeness. Also sucky is the fact that I just returned from 10 days away from home my fridge is empty, I have lots of laundry, and my suitcases need to be unpacked. Where the frick are my monkey butlers when I need them? The good news is that a really cute dude washed my foot and wrapped it up for me. The bad news is that he washed it because when I fell down the stairs I landed in a pile of sawdust and was covered in sweat since its hot as balls out so all the dust stuck to me and my stank. It was pretty romantical and Im assuming he was extremely turned on and is thinking about me right now. And the reason Im assuming that is because Im on pain meds and am pretty delusional. Thats also some of the good news.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 01:33:51 +0000
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