So, I’m walking out of Wal * Mart (minding my own business of - TopicsExpress



          

So, I’m walking out of Wal * Mart (minding my own business of course), when I see a man - wearing a camouflage rain-jacket (hood pulled down to his eyes) - riding a rascal through the parking lot. The basket attached to his rascal is filled with shopping bags, and all of the bag-hooks on the sides have been utilized as well. Cruising along at a cool 3 mph, he slowly turns his head, and looks at me (with the eye that has not been covered by his rain-jacket hood). Taking a deep breath, and continuing the commute to his vehicle, he lifts himself from his unreasonable slouch and begins singing (in a dull, slurred, Hispanic voice): “Downtown! Things will be great when you’re downtown! No finer place hmmmm hmmmm… Downtown! Hmmmm hmmm hmmmm waiting for you…” youtube/watch?v=sku-1hqA5xw
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:12:56 +0000

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