So Jesus, Moses and an old bearded man were playing golf. On the first tee, Moses shanked his ball into a water hazard, a Lake to be exact. So he parted the water, and hit the ball onto the green. Jesus teed of next, hitting his ball into another water hazard, but he walked on the water and stroked the ball, just short of the cup. The old bearded man stepped up to hit the ball, with such tremendous force, that he hooked the ball, so badly, that it bounced of the club house roof, rolled down a hill, into a pond and came to rest on a lily pad. A frog hoped over to pick up the ball. Then an eagle swooped down, and snatched the frog and flew over the green. The frog dropped the ball, which rolled into the cup for a hole in one Moses turned around , and said, Jesus! I hate playing golf with your dad!
Posted on: Tue, 26 Nov 2013 07:09:12 +0000
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