So. Last night I tried to do the nice thing and escort an unwanted insect outside. After a few failed attempts, I finally tossed it outside where it immediately flew back inside and LATCHED ONTO MY FACE. After a few moments of trying to contain my hysteria and catch it as it runs over my eyelid, I finally gave up and frantically swatted at it, trying to knock it off my face. Just now I had a random strand of hair brush my face. My first reaction? Slap myself in the face. HARD.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Jun 2013 22:01:50 +0000
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