So as Im leaving tops I hear a faint crying right by the propane tanks. It was a 18 year old girl and she was holding her stomach in pain. Usually I wouldnt care but she looked as if she needed medical attention. So I walked up to her and asked what was wrong. Apparently her boyfriend left her there and went to the casino to gamble over an argument they had and apparently he hit her. I offered her water and asked her if she needed to call anyone and she said oh my god you are literally the nicest person Ive met ,everyone else just walked away. I asked her if she needed a ride home and she said she wanted me to take her to her parents house. When we got there she started crying again and kept going on about how much she couldnt repay me for helping her. And I asked her one more time for good measure if she needed anything else. And do you know what she said??? Imma need about treefiddy It was about right then I noticed she wasnt a young woman but a 3 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era!!!! I said damn you Loch Ness monster!!! Go get your own damn money!!!!! I aint givin you no tree fiddy!!
Posted on: Tue, 11 Nov 2014 02:34:21 +0000
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