So as Im tearing weeds out of my driveway I hear someone yelling in the distance. Kinda quiet, but it sounded like shoot em. Alright I thought, no big deal. Hear gunshots all the time out here, maybe theyre shooting no worries. But all I heard was this guy yelling shoot em! Now its getting louder, I pondered if I should run inside and grab my gun, maybe hes in trouble, but there was no commotion going on other than this big, giant man walking toward me yelling shoot em. He looked like he was coming my way, I thought, shoot the weeds? Sounds expensive and kinda unproductive. Lets not do that. Now hes starting to walk down my driveway, maybe I should have grabbed my gun. By this point my 2 puppy 80 pound cane corsos are getting excited and start barking and running toward this giant man coming down my driveway yelling shoot em! Well, I have a screw driver, a 14mm wrench, and a pile of dog poo all within arms reach.... Should have grabbed the gun. Maybe..... This guy is confused. So I walk toward him and call for the dogs, kimber and Spartacus, both are going ballistic. As he gets a few steps closer, I hear it clear now, hes yelling scooby. And his little tiny wiener dog runs out from under my chevy...... Lucky, he almost ended up with pink eye from the dog poo.
Posted on: Wed, 27 Aug 2014 05:08:44 +0000
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