So first, Rob Ford is mayor. You know you have already entered the Twilight Zone. Then hes running for mayor again. No, hes running for council hes too ill to be mayor (Im sorry for his illness, truly). So, of course, his brother will run for mayor. Ah, but the signs are already up. His brother changes his name to Rob and Rob to Doug and they save on election expenses. His mother runs for mayor of Mississauga and another relative for school board. The new Rob Ford wins the election for mayor, Doug for Ward 2, he used to be Rob, but then he was mayor. Queen Ford in Maga and Prince Ford becomes Archduke of Edumocation. Spadina House is renamed Buckingfordham, the Queen Abdicates, anoints, Rob Ford, King of all suburbia, the Archduke assassinates the mayor of Kingston, and Doug Ford annexes all the estates from the last station on the Scarborough LRT to the Thousand Islands. Now comes the real subway plan!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 20:46:45 +0000
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