So for the past few nights my back has been killing me in my bed. And when I state this, I mean moreso than usual as I sleep on a mattress Ive had for twenty years. That mattress has been flipped and rotated and flipped and rotated every which way but laid. Ha ha - you see what I just did there?? So anyhoo - my backs kills me all the time anyway. Unfortunately not from being laid. The past few nights I kept feeling like there was a wrinkle or a bulge (no, not that kind of bulge) or some such in the back of my shirt at night. Like my shirt was balled (no, again - lesbian here - Jesus guise get your minds out of the gutter) up or something and I just could not smooth it out. I kept moving my shirt around and it seemed the wrinkle would just move to the other side or wherever and I just could not smooth out my shirt or blanket or whatever the frig it was. And Ive been in some serious pain yo. So early this morning I wake up and my back is screaming. The wrinkle is back. Damn my stupid shirt anyway, right?? So once again I begin fishing around underneath me trying to smooth out my shirt and sheets and get rid of the wrinkle or bulge or whatever in the hell is causing me so much pain. Literally - shit you not - fished a ball (again - no) point pen out from under my back this morning. Guess Id been rolling on that thing for the past few nights. #WriterProblems #AlsoApparentlyIReallyNeedToGetLaid
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 21:28:03 +0000
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