So here I am in Auckland at the wharves out of hours. Across the road is a huge Countdown..aha I think to myself I will give cooking a skip tonight and buy dinner. So whistling merrily, away I go. Got some salads, garlic pita bread and rotisserie chook. Get back to my truck set the table on the drawbar and prepare to dig in...salads fine pita bread fine chicken drier than the bloody Sahara desert..I wont eat it cause I choking. Brother seagull turns up give him some big gull he is ..started choking, holy shit how do you do that Heimlich manouver thing on a gull..it staggers towards the sea and leaps into the water madly thrusting its beak into the briny. Well bloody hell while this is going on his mates turn up and flog the rest of the chook...now theres a dozen of them in the water trying to clear their gullets. Round about then I notice the tides dropping rapidly and the ships are bottoming out and listing on their ropes...stuff this im gonna take my chances with the cviu..(god squad) and bolt to other locales as Im certain the port authorities will find some way to blame me for draining the harbour and blockin it with crook gulls. later guys ..p.s. be wary of rotisserie chooks.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 08:02:59 +0000
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