So how did you start your day today? Me I started my day being woken up by my lovely girlfriend trying to get dressed quietly! Are you awake she asks, I am now I reply. I think Lily has killed something in the garden she informs me. So bleary eyed, i get dressed and head downstairs, having searched most the garden with no sign of anything with even a hint of teeth marks, I approach the trees, and there tucked up against the trunk is a very dead Hedgehog! I ask for a carrier bag and grab a trusty shovel , as I pick up the rather brutalised corpse and try and get it into its Tesco branded soft coffin, approximately 18inches of intestine hang down making the job somewhat more difficult. Having threaded what was left of the ex hedgehog into the bag and deposited it in the Sita chapel of rest, I head back inside to enjoy the first cup of tea of the day, only to discover another 2 inched of hedgehog sized intestinal tract attempting to weld itself to the fan in the back room. Now having disposed of all Mr twiggy winkle I think I will pass on breakfast this morning.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 08:23:46 +0000
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