So im sitting on the back patio chillaxing, watching people stroll out into the local park walking there little chow hounds and im picking them apart with sly comments and just being my usual perfect little self. Now, to watch people of all sizes and ages walking their dogs and patiently waiting for them to drop a dump so they can do the right thing and pick it up and throw the shit into the nearest garbage can is funny enough ( cuz you know the dogs laffing and thinking to itself... thats right clean up my shit you dumbass). But along comes this tiny little Asian girl, and at the end of her leash is a cross between a Clydesdale horse and something that would live quite comfortable in the arctic pole, I mean this sucker was fecking huge, and he drops into the hunched position and drops what im guessing must have weighed about 4 or 5 lb,s of doggy do do and she then begins to wrap a sandwhich baggie around it to pick it up, unfortunatly the baggie isnt even close to being big enough and it was with great pleasure i got to see it get smeared all over her hands. i,m pretty sure next time she gets stuck hauling that beast from the denizens of the basement of her place she,s gonna bring a bigger bag... like maybe a full sized garbage bag. I lol,d at the whole scenario and decided its time for a grilled cheese sandwhich. :) Have a good weekend my minion,s. :)
Posted on: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 20:10:23 +0000