So let me tell you about my day. Woke up had callaloo n bread for breakfast and coconut water. Went to Maxfield Park home (pictures to come) for my 12pm appointment. Then I took the 20 bus from Halfway Tree to Portmore ( those that had assisted with the delivery I told them it was ok I can take the bus back to portmore!........ Why do some people think Im stush?.....dem no know mi a soldier?) cho......anyway. They said I should take my keys, n cell phone out my pocketbook ( handbag) and place any money I have in my bussom.....lmao poor me n my B size breasts.... The bus was waiting awhile so I bought a bag juice to quench my thirst while waiting......It was $30 for the guava one I wanted. I had coins but due say mi no know di money mi just give him $100. Dis lady beside me mangoes made my mouth water as it now past lunch time n I ate at 9am. As I approached Portmore Mall I said driver let mi off yahso...... I exited n proceeded to tastees. I needed to #1 so I went inside the mall. I hurriedly went through the door when a lady shouted $20 fi used di bathroom!......I was shocked then said to myself thats not even .20¢ American. She went on after I paid her she di tissue right deh so the bathroom was clean.......20¢ goes a long way. I continued on to tastees n I was so hungry I wanted 1 of everything! Knowing me I know I cant even eat more that one patty so I only bought 4......1 chicken and 3 beefs......2 for my brother n 2 for me. After tastees I hailed a robot taxi yelling Greater portmore he stopped, I jumped in and I was on my way home. I approached the bus stop n I yelled driver let mi off yah so......opened the door n say respect my youte. I crossed the street carefully cuz dem drive like Daytona 500 here.....then walked the 5 minutes into the scheme. Everyone was surprised that I took the bus.......is wah dem think mi too good fi tek bus? $120 pon bus or $2000 pon taxi? Nuff fish n festival $2000 can buy a hellshire so mi wi tek di bus if mi no have car available. So how was your day?
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 20:35:33 +0000
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