So mama always said do unto others as they do unto you. I may have pushed the limit on that with this one... So we were at a certain pizza place I wont name for legal reasons, and I went in the establishment in a pretty good mood with no intent of being a dick. But shit happens. My friends know I have a terrible diet, so I thought Id try a salad for the first time ever (Hey, it was already paid for). About that time the manager/waitress announced to our table that The Nappy Headed One better not waste her Products! And gave me a dirty look. Naturally, I was offended by her rude comments, but rather getting angry, I did what I thought was best. Stay Calm. Until... She came back with the plates and then announced that Carrot Top better not waste any pizza! If you know me, you know where this is going. Because it is a Christian based family establishment I didnt snap at her. However... I did manage to take roughly 13-16 slices of pizza from the buffet, stack them on a plate, and waste Her Product since she decided to call a customer names. It gets better... She then proceeded to call Timmy and Shane (Who were telling me to be nice and not do what I had done up til now) Little Miss Mary Sunshine and Ned Perme. They may or may not have came to the dark side and clogged up their toilet during heavy business hours and smeared Bavarian creme on chairs as I stacked the last slice on my Leaning tower of Pizza and we walked out like bosses. Moral to the Story: Never jack with a group of dumbasses who are also smartasses. Or just dont be rude to customers. Happy Cleaning Bish!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 00:19:36 +0000
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