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So my husband has been saying for years that he is going to write a book with the title being How Debbie Plotts Gets Through Each Day On Her Own With that being said I think I should beat him to the punch and start my own blog (need your help naming) You Cant Make This Stuff Up So here is the first entry.... Getting ready for tennis season to start and having my skin cancer last year I think to myself HMMMMM Maybe I should try a self tanner since my legs have not seen the sun in 6 months. I do my research and buy the best stuff their is and it comes in the mail yesterday, I run upstairs, read the instructions and put in on. So Far So Good... I get up this morning for 9am tennis match put on my OH SO CUTE tennis outfit and I am off to the club. As I walk onto the courts to warm up I see a couple of the girls look over and couple times look back again and I thinking what the ... I go to set my bag down and one of the girls says Looks like you have been having a good time I say its still early but yes it should be a good day. She says NO it really looks like you have been having a good time and looks at my legs. OMG I look down at my legs and see these 2 big brown circles on my knees. Well when I was 5 years old I took a fall on a diving board and skinned both my knees leaving scars. Wouldnt it have been nice if the self tanner directions said IF YOU HAVE ANY SCARS BE CARFUL MAY OVER DARKEN SKIN !!!! So off I go to serve THE GIRL WITH THE RUG BURNED KNEES . YOU REALLY CANT MAKE THIS UP
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 00:28:45 +0000

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