So, now were doing the thing alphabetically? You thought I wouldnt notice that todays offerings are Linda Ellis and Lyn Enriquez? How did yall manage that . . . advertise on Craigslist, did you . . . or was it a drunkards walk through the phone book, perhaps a perusal of an academic annual? Anyway, Im on to you, and shall keep my eyes pealed for more of this created coincidence you are attempting to undermine my mental state with. You shall not succeed! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the . . . what was it we were discussing? Oh yes, please greet Linda and Lyn (slip the cuffs on while youre shaking hands) and serve them an evening scopolamine and soda. I think the old great hall fireplace will serve for their repose, and we, fortunately, received a shipment of warm-up jackets with the extra-long arms, and the large velcroed sleeves, complete with tastefully positioned institute logo (covering the whole back in day-glo orange) just this very day. Lyn and Linda, we most fervently hope that your stay here will be a happy one . . . if not, Im sure we can adjust the meds for a satisfactory result!
Posted on: Mon, 26 May 2014 00:07:08 +0000
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