So one day your child will ask you Daddy how did you meet mummy? And as you think this will be your answer, Well son, one fine evening I was chilling with the lads, listening to some phat wubs, when I got a Facebook message from your mum asking if I could get any pills, as I sucked on my chupa chup, I contemplated whether I should get her some pink mitsubishis or some white batmans, I called my dealer and see if he had the hook up, he did ! Score !! As I jumped in to my mates lowered ss ve leaving a phat burnout I decided to stock up on a few more chupa chups and a couple of Vicks sticks, later that night, after snorting a couple Hectic lines and taking a tab and slamming some vodka I decided to chuck on my freshest bucket hat and rock my dopest air free runs to ambar in attempts of picking up tonight , as we headed to the pinging infested club, I noticed the most beautiful pony tailed hair girl busting the phattest rinse Ive ever seen, as I moved through the dance floor I walked up to her slipped her the bikkies she asked for and gave her a lollipop, but to my surprise she pulled the one out of my mouth out and sucked on it, I was astonished, I was cooked , I was in ecstasy. I asked her to meet me later and come chill at mine And that son is how I met your mother !
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 02:58:34 +0000
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